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Truffy.jpg VP Paper /Supplies
$1,000,000.00
Code Name: TRUFFLES.

Movie Star cat we think. Incredibly loving, incredibly beautiful. Only available for sale on the days she throws up on antique bed linens. Contact us for babysitting or rental inquiries.

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$900,000.00
Code Name:Le BISCUIT,

The three L's: Loving, Loyal, Lickmonster. Potty trained 92% of the time, Velvet coat. Comes with her own therapist helping to overcome her belief that she's a Doberman Pincher/Great Dane mix. Excellent at fetch and vacumming the floor. Only available 8% of the time.

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$900,000.00
Code Name: COCO (ah, yes as in Chanel...but of course!)

Our resident playtime and joyful event planner, this Activity Director is the best in her field. She'll go nuts when you try to leave. No seriously: NUTS. "Talking" and begging you to stay and linger in the boutique longer, so much so, that we now have to spell out "B-Y-E" to our guests! Her start was dismal and utterly heartbreaking, but now she sits on vintage French Mohair pillow covers--what a life switch!! She's for sale on the days she barks like a 100-person church choir--alas without the lovely choir pitch and tone!

PLEASE RESCUE YOUR NEXT ANIMAL! Many, many loving shelters, animal rescues and foster homes have loving pets waiting for your hearts...contact us for details on our favorites.

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$900,000.00
Code Name: "P.D. Pastis" (pronounced Petey Pastis).

We initially met this little boy via a shared photo from friends at a local animal shelter and decided we would donate some Vintageweave funds toward getting him fixed so that he might have a better chance of being adopted. Money could not be donated over the phone so we had to go in. They offered to let us meet him and he immediately jumped on my lap and closed his eyes...all 4 lbs of him. When they informed that his time was up and he was going to put down that evening, I promptly yelled: "Where do I sign the papers to take him home?". He's been a lover ever since. It's clear he was mainly kept outside and lived most of his life in a closed kennel as he is hesitant to walk on tile or wood floors; his feet sprawl out from under him as if walking on ice. Poor baby but he's slowly getting past this fear!

Loves to "clean" the floors free of any fallen bits of food, cat hair or leaves. Insists on playing at all hours, especially at 2am.

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