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Staff for Sale

Truffy.jpg VP Paper /Supplies
$1,000,000.00
Code Name: TRUFFLES.

Movie Star cat we think. Incredibly loving, incredibly beautiful. Only available for sale on the days she throws up on antique bed linens. Contact us for babysitting or rental inquiries.

Biscuit.jpg VP - Security
$900,000.00
Code Name:Le BISCUIT,

The three L's: Loving, Loyal, Lickmonster. Potty trained 92% of the time, Velvet coat. Comes with her own therapist helping to overcome her belief that she's a Doberman Pincher/Great Dane mix. Excellent at fetch and vacumming the floor. Only available 8% of the time.

vpActivities2.jpg VP- Activities
$900,000.00
Code Name: COCO (ah, yes as in Chanel...but of course!)

Our resident playtime and joyful event planner, this Activity Director is the best in her field. She'll go nuts when you try to leave. No seriously: NUTS. "Talking" and begging you to stay and linger in the boutique longer, so much so, that we now have to spell out "B-Y-E" to our guests! Her start was dismal and utterly heartbreaking, but now she sits on vintage French Mohair pillow covers--what a life switch!! She's for sale on the days she barks like a 100-person church choir--alas without the lovely choir pitch and tone!

PLEASE RESCUE YOUR NEXT ANIMAL! Many, many loving shelters, animal rescues and foster homes have loving pets waiting for your hearts...contact us for details on our favorites.